The Great (Coffee) Debate

28 06 2010

Since it was morning when I began writing this, I thought it would be the perfect time to percolate (pun intended…I know, that was bad) over the various java choices that exist for the general coffee-drinking public.  I also thought this would be a nice introductory post for the Fritic blog since coffee is certainly debatable yet doesn’t create quite as much of a stir as say, wine – my other favourite beverage.

We all know that Tim Horton’s rules the roost in Canada, and I have to admit that once upon a time, their coffee was quite delicious.  Regrettably, in the past few years it has reminded me of stale cigarette water.  Don’t ask me what cigarette water is, let alone if I have tasted it, but for some reason the once comforting brown paper cup with red lettering wafted freshly brewed goodness and now makes me want to wretch.  As a result, I have been on an extended mission to locate another source of easily accessible yet affordable coffee.

Since I just mentioned the affordability aspect, I guess that knocks Starbucks out of the stratosphere but if you are yearning to splurge on a ridiculously priced cuppa joe, this is definitely the place to go.  I have learned to deal with what seems to be the overtly strong flavour of their beans by training my palate to accept the taste of “real” coffee.  Let’s be honest, if you’re going from at-home instant or Tim’s, a cup of Bold is going to be a shock but I guess if you live in rainy Seattle a strong cup is a must.  Yes the prices are ridiculous, yes the wording is confusing, and yes the atmosphere reeks of yuppies but there is so much variety and fantastic customer service in these little shops that sometimes I don’t mind handing over $10 for a coffee and an espresso brownie – I just try not to cringe in front of the Baristas.  (Side note: it’s espresso, NOT expresso).

Another option is Williams Fresh Café (once known as Williams Coffee Pub) which started out small in London, Ontario but has recently hopped onto the franchise train.  I think Williams is a worthy competitor when it comes to basic coffee.  Their coffee is usually very fresh and hot hot hot so you can drink it for much longer than the average cup.  Personally, I highly dislike cold coffee unless it is specifically fashioned to be served cold; as a result, this is a big selling factor for me.  Prices are the same as at Tim’s even though Williams appears to be more upscale.  They also have emptier drive-throughs (yay!) and a nearly endless supply of booths for long conversations as well as nearly free internet.  The thing that irks me about Williams is that they have no small cups.  The only options are medium to extra large and quite frankly, I wish they offered more flexibility in the size department.  For those who are likely to point out that Starbucks only offers mediums (pardon me, talls)  you will be happy to know that they have a secret size of cup…it’s called “short”.

I know many of you will staunchly refute my next point (and some of you may find your jaws hanging open from disbelief) but McDonald’s coffee has been kicking some serious butt lately.  What can I say, a nifty marketing campaign started it all back in March of this year when for two weeks, Ronald’s house of gluttony decided to give out free coffee to anyone and everyone who asked.  Their new division, called McCafe, is attempting to compete with other coffee giants and so far it seems to be working – at least a little bit.  This is not to say that my first thought when seeking out a specialty cup of coffee will be McDonald’s, but when it’s Monday morning and you’re feeling sort of like Garfield (who despised Mondays for you young ‘uns) the Golden Arches may be a very wise option.  Their small coffee is the size of a medium everywhere else (I can’t say that’s a surprise) but if you happen to stumble across an employee who knows what they’re doing you could be in for a very pleasant surprise.  Besides, who can resist an Egg McMuffin? 

Mermaid or clown? You decide.

Honourable mentions include Coffee Time (similar to Tim’s but can sometimes be surprisingly better) and Dunkin Donuts (if you’re in the U.S. of A).  And don’t forget those local spots with real espresso machines and the tiny espresso cups…they usually know what they’re doing.   

The hunt continues!

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9 responses

28 06 2010

Love it! Great first blog! Happy to be your first official commentor! Agree with all your best coffee places… McDonalds DOES have good coffee! However, I pick up coffee at Starbucks when I can and its really not all that pricey if you just order a basic cup of it…

28 06 2010

I am so glad to see Fritic has posted a blog-she has great stories! I found the Coffee Debate very interesting and she makes some great points.

I only go to Starbucks to treat myself so I usually get the biggest cup of whatever to satisfy that craving-But always wonder if it is truly worth it?

I read this blog while drinking my French Vanilla from Tim Horton’s- why because it is one of the cheapest places to get a specialty (using this term lightly) coffee without having to take out a loan to afford it! I must admit- it is not as good as Starbucks or Williams just cheaper!!

I really like Williams but (maybe this is just my experience) find that the drive-threw is extremely slow and does not contend with Timmie’s! William’s has debit- and not some credit card swipe thing or that card that I have a million of but never re-use it!!

As for McDonald’s surprisingly the coffee is good, cheap and BIG-great bang for your buck! I find myself forgetting this in the mornings as coffee and McDonald’s has not started to compute in my head.

But yes the search continues to find coffees, and specialty coffees that are as cheap and as convenient as that all consuming Timmie’s

Enjoy my ramblings or Not.. ;0)

28 06 2010

I enjoy the ramblings…keep them coming 🙂

28 06 2010

Awesome Ev – love it!!!!


29 06 2010

Excellent meandering thoughts. I give Tim’s a thumbs down, for sure! I have been called the anti-Canadian for stating my distaste over their coffee. I agree with your McD’s comments, I have warmed up to their coffee this spring. Their stunt in March drew me in, and you’re right…it’s hard to resist the egg McMuffin. I do adore a nice cup of Starbucks, but I have to admit that my heart lies with Second Cup. I just don’t know where any are in this town! My heavenly bliss is an Americano, single shot. Fancy coffee, usually priced just a bit more than a house blend.

PS. Love your tag line! …fraudulent food. Amazing!

29 06 2010

Thanks Melissa! 🙂
I believe there is a Second Cup at Fairview Park Mall (across from Town Shoes???) as well as a stand in the middle of one of the aisles at the Cambridge Mall. Hope that helps.

29 06 2010
Neil Moser

Very impressed. I love the way you write! I will pass on the cigarette water and I usually opt for tea anyway (so I shouldn’t really be commenting on this coffee post), but on my rare coffee adventures I choo-choo-choose the mermaid over the clown. (There’s usually a cute Starbucks boy working.) But my own boy does make a delicious Maple Syrup Latte – yum.

However, Starbucks needs to make recyclable paper cups – at least they now have some recycling options. And I would always choose an independent over a corporation any day. Try Rumble Tum Cafe in the village of Conestogo or Seven Shores Urban Market and Cafe in Waterloo.

29 06 2010

Coming from a writer, that is a very nice compliment…thanks Neil!!
I have to figure out how to put you in my blogroll (gross). 😛

5 07 2010

I agree… Starbucks needs to get recyclable cups!

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